In light of all this hullaballoo over gas prices and wars fought over oil, I propose that we outlaw NASCAR until the crisis passes. Or at a very minimum, NASCAR develops an alternative fuel program. I propose beer. The combination of advertising alcohol and driving seems to be the perfect synergy anyhow, so why not gas the cars up on the same thing the fans are getting gassed up on? If they can't do that, then do the Denver thing and legalize marijuana. Then I either won't care or NASCAR races might seem somewhat interesting.
