Does that really count?

Sorry for going porn two days in a row, but what else are you going to do when it's raining AND snowing outside?



Earlier this year, Stormy Daniels won the 2008 AVN Award for Crossover Star of the year. This was the same awards ceremony that Jenna Jameson, sadly, announced her retirement from the hardcore industry (in front of the camera).



Stormy's crossover credits include:

1) well, herself...in a porn video being watched by the 40-Year-Old-Virgin

2) a lap dancer in the movie Knocked Up

3) a seductress stripper in FX's Dirt

4) and a pole dancer in Maroon 5's "Wake up call" video

What's the difference between a lap dancer and a pole dancer you might ask? About 100 bucks.

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Crossed over? Yikes. I don't think psychic flim-flam man John Edward could even fake his way through that cross over.



It's great that Stormy found some work doing mainstream films (whatever the hell those are these days: Read Crooked Little Vein for a bit better explanation on this phenomenon).



I am going out on a limb here and saying that crossing over would require, hmm...acting? Meryl Streep worthy shit...know what I mean?



Now, crossing over in the other direction, well, that's a back massager of a different utility. Chloë Sevigny's bj in the Brown Bunny proves that I will sit through an art flick, no matter how boring, how pretentious, or self indulgent just to say..."holy shit! did she really just do that?!" And yes, yes she did.