Cake vs. Pie

Shut your pie hole. Shut your cake hole. Equally offensive to just about everyone. Verdict: a tie.

Pies are nearly always round. Cakes can be round, square, layered or bundt. Advantage: Cake on sheer adaptability.

She’s my cherry pie. She’s my Strawberry Shortcake. Thin line between lust and pedophilia. Verdict: Pie...but still nauseating.


Ho-Ho’s, Ding-Dongs, Twinkies===>Cake

Hostess Fruit Pies===>Whoa be to those that don’t get that one right.

Moonpies========>Gotcha! Cake!

Cookies are tiny little dried up cakes; donuts are nihilistic cakes left empty inside; bismarcks, maple logs and honeymoons are the unholy offspring born out of the union of cake and pie.

Pie in the sky.
It was a cakewalk.

Fruitpie=====>Yummy!
Fruitcake====>Go away!

Cake can be cut into squares.
Pi R square (punssuck.com)

Birthday cake? or Birthday Pie?

(Pie)ce.....(Ca)ke

Soupy Sales: Pies in the face, always funny.
Bride stuffing cake up groom’s nose: cliche.
Wedding Pie: Funny again.

Tarts are closer to pies than they are to cakes.
Tarts, harlots, whores, pie.

Meat pie.
Meat cake.
Pot Pie.

Urinal cake.
Urinal Pie.

Pizza pie.
Pizza cake.

Eskimo Pie.
As american as...

American Pie.

Let them eat cake!
Let them eat pie!
Marie Antoinette might have kept her head had she encouraged more people to give a bit.

Make up is caked on before getting pie-eyed drunk.

Pumpkin pie. Carrot cake.

Pancakes. Potpies.

Macarthur Park is melting......

Cake eaters....gluttonous rich.
Pie eating contest....lonely gluttons.

Cake with ice cream.

Pie a la mode.

Clearly pies are superior.