Somebody asked me once, “Hey, why do you drink so much?”
Because pot isn’t legal.
The day you are able to plant a Budweiser Bush in your Backyard is the day that the government will step in and take that right away. Marijuana continues to be shat upon by the powers that be simply because it is not as controllable. So what if you can grow carrots in your backyard? Potatoes, tomatoes, corn, squash? There is no heirloom vegetable lobbyist group preventing you, and the tax revenue generated by bag of mini-carrots is miniscule when compared to that of a twelve pack of Red, White and Blue.
Beer is American. Pot, by the way, became ostracized primarily because Mexicans used it. Reports ran rampant (still in love with that alliteration) that Mexicans went wild after indulging in the bud.
Yeah….went wild. Hell, I can barely get up to change games in the Xbox after a bong hit or four.
I guess the point today has been: Klowns are for marijuana and porn.
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