This kills me. I am just surfing, see what everyone else is doing. Next blog. Click. Next blog. Click. It’s fun. It kills time. And it beats mopping.
At first, I was merely intrigued by the number of blogs dedicated to Jessica Simpson. Then perplexed. Then downright outraged. So I clicked on one of them just to see what was being said about this vapid vixen (alliteration* is so much cooler than puns). Anyway, much to my chagrin, I was treated with a cornucopia of porn links!
Now, found porn is one of the coolest things ever. I still look in sock drawers whenever I visit someone’s house on the off chance that I might get a glance at Candy Loving or Barbi Benton au naturale.
At least, I thought, this website isn’t actually about Jessica Simpson.
Back to what really kills me. Throughout this hour or so of surfing there was a googleplex of these Jessica Simpson psuedoblogs. There were no other stars mentioned, named or linked to blowjobs in any other way. What is so puzzling is that Ms. Simpson would merit such a glorious honor and that porndom would hold her in such high regard.
If anyone has Jenna Jameson’s home number, please send it to me. I would like to solicit her thoughts on the matter.
And by the way, it is really annoying when you remove that next blog button. Or worse, when you put an ad over it so that I can’t navigate past your review of Lords of Dogtown. (“Best Movie ever!”) puhleeeeeeeeze.
*not to be confused with assonance which is simply annoying
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