Some people are actually afraid of, or even HATE, clowns. Go figure. Spiders, I can see, sort of. Heights, water, confined spaces, obviously. Hell, I even understand the fear of the number 13 (if you look at it sideways, it looks like a penis and scrotum a la Picasso --take that Freud!). But clowns? Who doesn't love a good clown? Abby here, Dr. Ducky Doolittle (aka Knockers the Clown) will actually come and sit on your birthday cake with her naked tushy. C'mon!